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Ian
Please note. I will post the answers in a few days time to try and make it a bit more fun.





1: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?


Answer = 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 or 12




2: Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?


A = Yes/No




3: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?


A = Yes/No




4: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?


A = 10, 20, 25, 35 or 70




5: A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?


A = Brown, Black, White or Gunpowder Gray




6: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?


A = 1, 2, 3 or 5




7: A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?


A = 1 hour, 1 1/2 hour or 2 hours




8: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?


A = 17, 9 or 8




9: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?


A = 0, 1 or 2




10: How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen?


A = 6, 12 or 24
Ian
Well I thought we may get a couple of tries, however, we did not, so I will post the answers anyway.




1 12: Every month has at least 28


2 No: He's still living!


3 No: Dead men aren't allowed to marry!.


4 70: 30 divided by 1/2 = 60 + 10 = 70


5 White: If southern exposure on all sides it must be at the North Pole, so the answer is WHITE (polar bear)!.


6 2: You just took 2!


7 1 hour: Take one. Take the second in a half-hour, the last in a half-hour... so the answer is 1 hour!.


8 9: 9 are left!.


9 Zero: Moses wasn't on the ark!


10 12: A dozen o anything = 12!.
ethereal


I got 9/10 right - I didn't realise that Moses wasn't on the ark d'oh! Thanks for posting, I had fun smile.gif
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